A Leak In The Attic #lessambitiousbooks
Happy New Year! #2012
RT @mental_floss: Who Said It: Jack Kennedy or Jack Donaghy? — http://t.co/UhQtiB1A #Bestof2011
Subway “sandwich artists” should be renamed “veggie chuckin’ meat slingers.”
Home in Stafford for #Christmas. I hope everybody has a wonderful day, but if your day isn’t, tweet me because I really do care about you!
“The customer is always right” should be “The customer is always nice.” Too bad neither is ever true #MerryChristmasEve #HonestyHour
#AHS finale tonight. Anyone know where I can buy fresh brains for a snack during the show? #TelevisionToDieFor #fx
RT @DRUNKHULK: WOW! HANUKKAH LAST FOREVER! IT LIKE TANTRIC VERSION OF CHRISTMAS!
RT @nealbrennan: Do any of these Black Friday stores sell dignity?
Pier 1 perks: weird stuff to sell, bomb shelter basement, all the glitter you can eat
